The biggest overreaction recorded in history.
what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”
Tell me a bedtime story
*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*
*teacher calls your name on the first day of school for attendance*
remember when josh replaced drake?
i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”
*throws shade* *misses*